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THE CONTRABAND (Egg & Dairy Free)

Don't get caught with this assortment of treats! Jail time is absolutely possible because cookies this good should be illegal! Our cookies are egg and dairy free and guaranteed to make you swoon.

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WHEATLESS PROTECTION (Gluten Free)

This is our safehouse for anyone who wants to enjoy Bliss without the gluten, no compromises and no watered-down flavor.


Every treat in this collection is part of the program — rich, rebellious, and crafted to protect your taste buds at all costs. Whether it’s a brownie, a cookie, or whatever else we dream up next, you can trust it’s free of the usual suspects… and still criminally good.

FROZEN ASSETS

They say you should keep your assets diversified — we say, keep them cold.


Frozen Assets is our vault of ice-cold indulgence: think homemade, dairy-free ice cream and dangerously good frozen treats stacked with cookie contraband. Whether you’re after a clean getaway with “The Lick” or just stashing sweets for later, these high-value treats are worth every bite.

 

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    The Lick

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